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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>The self entitled random web musings of someone named Zain Khan.</description><title>Zain Khan</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @zain)</generator><link>http://zainkhan.info/</link><item><title>Royale Tumblr Theme</title><description>&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img alt="Royale Tumblr Theme" src="https://dl.getdropbox.com/u/31944/Royale/screenshot.jpg" border="1" width="500" height="333"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;To see the design live go to the theme home &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://royaletheme.tumblr.com/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;To install the theme:&lt;br/&gt;1. &lt;a target="_blank" href="https://dl.getdropbox.com/u/31944/Royale%20Theme.zip"&gt;Download&lt;/a&gt; the zip file containing all the necessary files.&lt;br/&gt;2. Copy the contents of the “royale theme code.txt”.    &lt;br/&gt;3. Go to your dashboard, then Customize &gt; Theme &gt; “Custom Theme”    &lt;br/&gt;4. Paste into the text box.&lt;br/&gt;5. Copy the contents of the “royale theme style.css”.    &lt;br/&gt;6. Go to your dashboard, then Customize &gt; Advanced &gt; “Add custom CSS”&lt;br/&gt; 7. Paste into the text box.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; The images used in the theme have been provided please host them somewhere and update the link to the images in the style sheet accordingly.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Royale has been tested for consistency in IE7, Safari, Firefox. The background is rendered a little slowly on IE7, but it still works.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This theme is very dirty in terms of code and I’ll sort it out when i can; for now though…enjoy!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Questions? Comments? You can leave feedback &lt;a href="http://zainkhan.info/post/48628694/royale-tumblr-theme" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. Feel free to use/modify this theme as you wish, but just keep the credit attribution intact.</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/48628694</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/48628694</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:53:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Most unfortunate name ever?via Digg.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8OVUvZLKid9whr8508399kBD_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Most unfortunate name ever?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;via Digg.com</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/48046289</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/48046289</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:55:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Paintball Mona Lisa.The Mona Lisa drawn with a freakin paintball...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fKK933KK6Gg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fKK933KK6Gg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Paintball Mona Lisa.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The Mona Lisa drawn with a freakin paintball gun! The good bits at 1:30.</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/48044841</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/48044841</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:40:06 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Paul Hunt comedy uneven bars.Man + Leotard + Gymnastics =...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tu-YAMiS5wA"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tu-YAMiS5wA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Paul Hunt comedy uneven bars.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Man + Leotard + Gymnastics = Awesome</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/47978107</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/47978107</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:55:23 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Lexus LF-A Concept - Autoblog</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8OVUvZLKid8mxztsLewYAWMQ_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.autoblog.com/photos/lexus-lf-a-concept/127904/" target="_blank"&gt;Lexus LF-A Concept - Autoblog&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/47941994</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/47941994</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:40:37 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Michael Phelps behaving badly!!!</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AhjwnsVUeto"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AhjwnsVUeto" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Michael Phelps behaving badly!!!</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/47271717</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/47271717</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:34:00 +0100</pubDate><category>video</category></item><item><title>NIKE AIR FORCE 1 “CLOSING CEREMONIES” | FLYLYF</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.flylyf.com/nike-air-force-1-closing-ceremonies/"&gt;NIKE AIR FORCE 1 “CLOSING CEREMONIES” | FLYLYF&lt;/a&gt;: More shameless self promotion, heres something i wrote for flylyf.</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/47942336</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/47942336</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:42:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Capoeira Fighter gets owned.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dMZfdCkYPig"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dMZfdCkYPig" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Capoeira Fighter gets owned.</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/46853334</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/46853334</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:37:05 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Michael Phelps cartoon entitled “OK, This is getting...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8OVUvZLKict8yp8tnsPLrJ7h_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Michael Phelps cartoon entitled “OK, This is getting humiliating!”</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/46470814</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/46470814</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:12:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>bjornstar:

Speaking Bat
You weren’t the only one who couldn’t...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w2yv8aT0UFc"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w2yv8aT0UFc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bjornstar.com/post/45625064/speaking-bat-you-werent-the-only-one-who" target="_blank"&gt;bjornstar&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h1&gt;Speaking Bat&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You weren’t the only one who couldn’t understand what Batman was saying.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://brokentoys.org/2008/08/11/words/" target="_blank"&gt;Broken Toys&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;1,772,702 million views on YouTube, you know it makes sense.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/45719750</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/45719750</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:11:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Artwork/Incoming/Intrepid/Wall-light - Ubuntu WikiUbuntu’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8OVUvZLKicangsg4fEetzWuz_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="https://wiki.ubuntu.com/Artwork/Incoming/Intrepid/Wall-light" target="_blank"&gt;Artwork/Incoming/Intrepid/Wall-light - Ubuntu Wiki&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Ubuntu’s like a fine wine it seems to mature with age.</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/44859629</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/44859629</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:51:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO | FLYLYF</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.flylyf.com/volkswagen-scirocco/"&gt;VOLKSWAGEN SCIROCCO | FLYLYF&lt;/a&gt;: WARNING: Shameless self promotion detected!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I became a guest writer on this site yesterday and here’s my first article/post.</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/44718869</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/44718869</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:09:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Japanese Game Show: Say Something Very Long and Very Fast, or...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bmMEddx9w-I"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bmMEddx9w-I" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Japanese Game Show: Say Something Very Long and Very Fast, or else GET HIT IN THE NUTS!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Original post via superanon on his/her blog, i’m guessing it was a him due to the nature of the vid. I found it through digg.</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/44374904</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/44374904</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 20:23:46 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Olympics 2008 Monkey Movie

- BBC Sport (via BBC)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Yr5ZWYRaAyw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Yr5ZWYRaAyw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Olympics 2008 Monkey Movie&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;- BBC Sport (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/BBC" target="_blank"&gt;BBC&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/44240614</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/44240614</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 19:28:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Why So Serious? LOLcat.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8OVUvZLKicp6rsk2XSV2Lsu1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Why So Serious? LOLcat.</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/46150739</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/46150739</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:00:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Tumblr Visitor Retention</title><description>A visitor comes to your tumblog or in my case accidently stumbles upon it, how do you keep them there I hear you ask?! You could get on all fours and bark like a dog whilst simultaneously juggling 6 knives! Alternatively try adding these gems to your theme armoury:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This will display a link which says “Random Post” once clicked on it will take your intrepid visitor to a random post:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href=”/random”&gt;Random Post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;OR&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This is something a little more flashy. It displays a link which reads “Random Page” once clicked it teleports your visitor to another dimension…not really, it just displays a random page from your tumblog:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;script type=”text/javascript”&gt;&lt;br/&gt;var randPage = Math.ceil(Math.random() * {TotalPages}); document.write(‘&lt;a href=”/page/’+randPage+’”&gt;Random Page&lt;/a&gt;’);&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’ve just got them as links in my poor excuse for a menu, I might try something altogether fancy with them at a later date.</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/43855888</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/43855888</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:09:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>20 Everyday Items If They Were Designed for Batman | Cracked.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_16494_20-everyday-items-if-they-were-designed-batman.html"&gt;20 Everyday Items If They Were Designed for Batman | Cracked.com&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/42690411</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/42690411</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:16:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Tumblr Search Engine Optimization</title><description>So everyone knows Tumblr sucks in the way it gets blogs indexed on search engines. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Here’s the problem:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;title&gt;{ Title}{ block:PostTitle} - { PostTitle}{ /block:PostTitle}&lt;/title&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;What this code does is display the title of the blog followed by the title of the post IF THERE IS ONE! Tumblr due to its nature does not require a title on every post e.g. audio posts. Hence with no title the only thing in the title bar is the name of the blog. Having absolutely nothing about the post in the title bar bodes badly for our page rank.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So the peeps at Tumblr heard the outcry from poor pathetic bloggers like me and came up with a solution:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;title&gt;{ Title}{ block:PostSummary}| { PostSummary}{ /block:PostSummary}&lt;/title&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This bit of code will display the title of your blog followed by the title of the post if there is one if not then the caption from the post if the post type contains a caption if not it’ll find something from the post to add to the title bar. Let me tell you, it works a treat!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;To carry out this modification simply find the whole problem line and replace it with the solution line not forgetting to remove all spaces between the curly brackets, simple. Guaranteed to work or I’ll eat my hat…not that i have a hat but if i had one and it didn’t work I’d eat it…I’ll buy a hat and eat it if it doesn’t work…happy?</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/41957979</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/41957979</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 04:21:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Give Ledger an Oscar If He Deserves It, Not b/c He Is Dead</title><description>&lt;a href="http://digg.com/movies/Give_Ledger_an_Oscar_If_He_Deserves_It_Not_b_c_He_Is_Dead"&gt;Give Ledger an Oscar If He Deserves It, Not b/c He Is Dead&lt;/a&gt;: Heath Ledger was truly a genius of his craft, only recently getting the chance to break through being pigeonholed as the teen Hollywood hunk. Even in his lesser films though, the performances always…</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/41835361</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/41835361</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 04:48:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Tokyo Dance Trooper (via tokyostormtrooper)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bygdRMCwC6s"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bygdRMCwC6s" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Tokyo Dance Trooper (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/tokyostormtrooper" target="_blank"&gt;tokyostormtrooper&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://zainkhan.info/post/41825146</link><guid>http://zainkhan.info/post/41825146</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:32:00 +0100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
